We all know about superheroes. There's Spiderman, Superman, Iron Man, The Hulk, and my personal favorite: BATMAN! But to be honest, not all of these superheroes' supersuits are planned out very well.
Think about it. Look at Batman! I love him, but the people of Gotham City should know who he is by now. A small mask that only covers the upper half of his face totally throws everyone off! And not to mention Superman. Come on. The guy takes off his glasses and no one knows who he is! Really?
What if Clark Kent was in a situation where his glasses get dirty? I can see it now: He takes them off to clean them on his shirt tail and the library erupts with, "LOOK! SUPERMAN!" Except the librarian, who just shushes them all. But then, his cover is blown! All because his glasses had a smudge.
Also, I feel bad for the guy. Imagine one of his friends he's known since preschool seeing him in Superman form and not knowing who he is!
"Superman! Oh my gosh, it's SUPERMAN!"
"Jeff, it's me. Clark."
"NO! Clark wears glasses! You're SUPERMAN!"
"Come on, Jeff! Remember? Preschool? Senior pranks? Our Washington D.C trip?!?"
"Yeah, yeah, Superman. Can I have your autograph?!"
All I'm saying is that we need to step up protecting our superheroes' identities with better masks and that the citizens need wake up and smell the coffee. Spiderman sets the example; his mask doesn't even have eyeholes!! Just wonderin'...
Lol. Love the Superman comments. I think there like have to be some background reason for the sucky uniforms. Like we are so stuiped we don't think super heros have there own normal life where they like go to the grocery and stuff. Like when we use to find it weird when we saw teacher out of school. Or, that if you become a super hero no one will guess that it was really you cause everyone in yout life think you boring and bland, and nothing is really super about you. Happy thought. Not you you, but the someboby type of you.
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