We've all seen our fair share of scary movies-well, except me. I'm only into comedies. If it's scary, I'll probably be sleeping with every light on in the house while armed for a zombie apocalypse just in case. But that's a whole 'nother story.
If you pay attention in these movies, you'll notice that the victims aren't the smartest people out there. So, if you're ever being chased by Michael Myers (insert music) or zombies are on your tail, I've made a handy-dandy list to help you out a bit.
1. Don't go in the closet. I highly doubt it'll open up into Narnia, or something, to give you an escape route. You go in the closet and it's game over. That's where everyone goes-these bad guys know where to look!
2. I guarantee you that if you're being chased and all you do is stand there and scream, things won't turn out well for you. Just a thought? RUN.
3. Avoid haunted houses, cemeteries, run-down/abandoned buildings, etc. Try a Starbucks; I love their caramel fraps.
4. If the people look creepy, you might not want to remain neighbors.
Well, that pretty much sums it up. People in horror flicks need to stop and think a little bit. But still, why the closet? Just wonderin'...
1. Can't fit in my closet. I happy about that, cause they is not room for the monster in my closet or under my bed anymore.
ReplyDelete2. How can you be chased if you not running? And don't you hate it in movie when the vitim is running and the killer is just walking and they catch up any ways? I am not even that slow!
3. I like Starbucks too. They caramel fraps are great but come on? It is fin visting those places. Unless a funeral is going on, then it just said. Plus, I thought me and you were going to spend the night at that one house.
4. You do know that many band people can't get neighbors now. That not a bad thing actually. We can be eachotyher neighbor. Yes!